It’s not like Taylor Swift was the first pop culture icon to get involved with a sports figure.

I swear, the MAGA chuds out there are losing their goddamned minds. They’re freaked out because pop singer / actress Taylor Swift is dating Kansas City Chiefs player Travis Kelce. Like this is some completely unacceptable vision for these cross-eyed MAGA chumpstains. 

First off, let’s get something straight. Taylor Swift is not the first pop culture icon to date a sports figure. I mean, right off the top of my head … Ciara got married to quarterback Russell Wilson. Belinda Carlisle was dating the LA Dodgers’ Mike Marshall for a time. Carrie Underwood was involved with someone from the National Hockey League. Marie Osmond once married a basketball player from the old Continental Basketball Association.  Hell, we can go all the way back to ancient times, when the New York Yankees’ Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe. 

But no, the MAGA conspiracy clowns have already connected the imaginary dots. The Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl so that Travis Kelce can promote vaccines and Taylor Swift can mind-control all her friendship bracelet-wearing teen audience to vote for Joe Biden. And George Soros is behind the scenes, pulling on the strings like a marionetter. 

Give it a rest.

Then came this tweet from someone with the name Scott Greer. Scott Greer claims to be 6’2″ and possess an intelligence quotient of 187. Well … maybe he’s 6’2″ from side to side, and if you have to personally boast about your IQ, it’s a sign that your IQ is not as high as you say. 

Especially since Scott Greer came up with this bon mot. 

Um … just a second … I need to step away from the blog a second.

(runs to bathroom)

(lifts up toilet lid, just in time)

BLAAAAHHHHCHCHCH PUUUUUGHHHHH oh my God here comes some more YEEECCCCHHHH SPIT SPIT no more please in the name of all that’s holy oh shit here we got BLUURRRRRGHGHGHGGHH

(flushes toilet)

(wipes face)

(returns to blog)

I never said I was a fan of Taylor Swift. But I’ll wrap my arms in friendship bracelets and change my cell phone’s ring tone to “Love Story (Taylor’s Version)” before I even consider Lauren Boebert as any sort of role model. 

Lauren Boebert is like school on Saturday – no class. She’s dumber than a fence post, her entire raison d’etre in Congress seems to be a continuous screed against gun control and spewing out MAGA talking points. Oh yeah, and giving a rub and tug in a theater while her date takes the opportunity to squeeze her foobs. 

Right wing role model, indeed. Maybe Scott Greer has some weird fantasy about sitting next to Lauren Boebert in a theater. Or maybe he’s just trolling everybody with that post.

I guess … in an instance like this … it’s probably just fine to (forgive me for using this) shake it off … shake it off…